Tuesday, October 16, 2007

A Stunning Success

After two days The Dialogue has to declare Miss Aprelle Coleman’s employment 'a smashing success.' As of today 43 people have voted in our new ‘Dialogue-Coleman’ Poll. Not only is this number a record for our polling- and only after two days- but our hits have also jumped to over ten thousand. (Our analyst, Miss Coleman, predicted in a communication received today that this is due directly to her employment...WOW!)

As stated in a previous post Miss Coleman will also be providing our readers with detailed analysis of our polls. Who knows what that will entail? All we can say right now is how impressed we are.

Miss Coleman, who works from her office in Houston, will be making a few trips up to this part of the state to discuss other important issues here at The Dialogue. We hope you are enjoying her work, and can’t wait for Friday’s debriefing!

5 comments:

Lynn said...

Her analystic approach to polls is definetly stunning!

Joseph James said...

Personally...I am just in suspense waiting to see how she breaks it all down.

Gene Holley, Jr. said...

YOU are trying to figure out how to spin this.

Roxana said...

glad we could give her something to work with.
Does the school know you have this 'other' life? (I won't tell)

Kristopher Ladd said...

Do you have a life, or are you smoking drugs? Because you are totally wiggin' dude