‘Tis the magical time of year when I remind everyone in the whole world why I HATE winter… let me count the ways!!!
One- IT’S COLD
Two- IT’S COLD
Three- I NOW HAVE A COLD BECAUSE IT’S COLD
Four- IT’S COLD
Five- I can’t breath
Six- I have to use a fan when I sleep because I can’t breath which makes it more COLD!!
Seven- I can’t wear T-shirts and sandals
Eight- I can’t keep the door open
Nine- The sun now comes up before it should
Ten- The sun now goes down before it should
Eleven- IT’S COLD
Twelve- Everything is dead or dying (except for the little ‘I love winter’ bug that has given me a… COLD!)
Thirteen- I’m blowing my nose on napkins because there is no Kleenex
Fourteen- My feet are cold and I HATE wearing things on my feet
Fifteen- I hate sweating underneath layers of cloths that cannot be taken off because then it would be too... you guessed it... COLD!
I will NEVER understand why people enjoy winter. There is nothing romantic about it at all. Everything is dead and cold… and… in all honesty… it’s not even that cold, yet! AHH!