Living in Texas makes football a part of your life. I am not a follower of the game- nor am I a fan. If I didn't personally know so many die hard fans then this wouldn't be nearly as much fun. So, in their honor, here is my tribute to the so many Dallas fans in my own personal world. Enjoy!
1.) Have you heard the Texas State Troopers are cracking down on speeders headed into Dallas? For the first offense you get two Dallas Cowboy tickets. For the second you are forced to use them.
2.) How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? You put up a goal post.
3.) What is the difference between a Dallas Cowboy and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
4.) What do the Cowboys and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
5.) What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring? A thief.
6.) What do you call 47 millionaires around a T.V. watching a Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys.