Friday, January 09, 2009

A Tribute to Dallas Fans

Living in Texas makes football a part of your life. I am not a follower of the game- nor am I a fan. If I didn't personally know so many die hard fans then this wouldn't be nearly as much fun. So, in their honor, here is my tribute to the so many Dallas fans in my own personal world. Enjoy!

1.) Have you heard the Texas State Troopers are cracking down on speeders headed into Dallas? For the first offense you get two Dallas Cowboy tickets. For the second you are forced to use them.

2.) How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? You put up a goal post.

3.) What is the difference between a Dallas Cowboy and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

4.) What do the Cowboys and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

5.) What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring? A thief.

6.) What do you call 47 millionaires around a T.V. watching a Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys.

9 comments:

Mandy said...

LOL I think they're pretty funny myself, however myhusban didn't laugh when I shared them with him! LOL

JulieK said...

This is funny! I can't wait to hear Sis. Karla's comments! LOL

Lynn said...

This isn't the full list!! Where are the others... LOL!

Keith and Carla said...

LOL!!! Loved it!

Michelle said...

Umm, I will not be sharing this with Billy. He wouldn't laugh at all...however, I think it's quite funny:) Just don't go saying anything bad about the Spurs!

Joseph James said...

I am still waiting for my Pastor's wife to comment... O where could she be? lol

JulieB said...

Hilarious! LOL May I borrow these?

Anonymous said...

I sent these to all my die hard family fans. We will not discuss the replys!! HAHAHA Debbie Moore from Beaumont, Texas Love your "Blog"

Jeanetta Orange said...

gotta love it!! now leave the Astros alone. . .deal? lol