Apparently, I have a number of individuals believing that my black brother from another mother has recently purchased his own personal 'bling bling' - i.e. an Escalade.
This is not true. Those of you who have been asking his mother where his Escalade is need to stop. He does not have one.
So, in the hopes that I do not 'split-the-pit' (like my dear pastor's wife told me I would lol), I issue a formal disclaimer- not an apology (forbid) but a DISCLAIMER nonetheless.
Official Dialogue Disclaimer
Please be advised that the author of this page may, from time to time and at his choosing, in posts and responding to reader posts, make certain statements that may not be entirely forthcoming with accurate information in order to facilitate a comical response from various individuals. Said author may also, from time to time and at his choosing, in posts and responding to reader posts, make certain statements that may be taken a variety of ways to further facilitate the previous stated response and to allow for dialogue between readers thus fulfilling the namesake of this blog.